Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't fun being the CEO of an ogrebusiness. He's got tons of paperwork to deal with, meetings with annoying fairies, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans. To top it all off, he's gotta wrestle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk… Read More

Well, it all started when I was just your typical ogre trying to survive in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring dragons. But here I am, proving that even this humble ogre can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one thi… Read More

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is read more a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work with minimum wage. Shrek's wishing of vacation, but with mandatory overtime and zero breaks, it seems like a lifetime away. His tried t… Read More